Top Ten Things a High School English Teacher Hates to Hear From Students

10. I don't know..., I don't care . . ., and I don't have an opinion. 9. Shakespeare should be dead. 8. I think I'm going to be sick. 7. When will I ever use this class after I graduate? 6. I think I left my book on the beach in Florida. 5. What class is this? 4. What are we suppose to do again? 3. You never told us. . . . 2. Why did you fail me? You must hate me. 1. I haven't read a book since second grade.